Sandals not recommended

"Doing the shitkickers waltz"

No lights and a "Park" at one end can only result in either a mugging or a shoe full. A perfect venue for Strictly (celebrity) Come Dancing I think.

are you the gatekeeper?

These gates were found on my daily walk to work, praying to be unlocked?

Ballet & Brownies

I found this sad and lonely soul struggling to cross the road this morning,,,, still dragging its long dead comrades

Who me? I'm doing fine thanks.

I was wide awake at 5am this morning. No reason for it, just was.

I'll still be late for work tho'.... I say late, but the only person concerned seems to be me, so I'm not sure that counts.

I have this urge to walk into work, but there's a drawback. It means I have to stay "at work" during lunch, and I sort of need that hour to remove myself from the building..... it's like a cleansing... as this place makes you feel mentally "dirty" and the people suck the very soul from you.

All last week I solved this by driving into work, then at lunch time driving home, having lunch then walking back to work. It worked out quite well, although there's no benefit to the environment as I still pump out gallons (or should that be liters? or tonnes?) of CO2 from driving the car....... but hold on....... that's right....... I couldn't give a flying fat fuck about the made up shit about our next "end of the world" crap.

Do you remember the 70's when the last drop of oil was months away? or perhaps the Acid Rain killing off all of our oxygen giving forests? Still not enough? Don't forget the hole in the ozone layer which will mean radiation poisoning on a global scale. Did I mention Aids? or perhaps Bird Flu, and what about Super TB, and don't even think of eating a cows spine!

Yes, all crap. Believed by gobby women and blokes who want to get into their knickers or make a buck or two from it.

Just for the hell of it I'm gonna leave all the lights on in the flat today and turn on as many devices at work as I can.

I've just read that back...... must be Monday.